Answers to the quiz

WARNING: HERE BE SPOILERS

 

Who fell into a vat of Platypuses?

It was Rexford! They fell in and became Platman! We're not quite sure about the powers they got from that. They can almost certainly lay eggs, and there are rumours about venom from the hind legs.

Who is Gifford's Father?

Gifford was almost certain that it was Jonas. They sent some tourists to find out the truth and... well. It was Dr Furbish, who is still alive!

Who is (was) Jonas' portly horse?

Anybody who visited during the Summer of 2024 might well know this, because Mayor Pocket accidentally killed them with some Jonacola Lite! That stuff is explosive! During the closing ceremony, Pocket sang a song and we even saw a homage to Chonky Chuck from our resident thespian Hogwood.

What did Jonas invent?

Jonas made his mark by inventing The Axiomatic Clock. He didn't invent the act of sensuality, but he's certainly mastered it. He's so muscley, so hot, so... Jonas.

Was there ever a boat ride at Phantom Peak?

Alright, this one is a bit of a trick. We'll give a point to you for either of these answers... 

Whose family used to run Miramine?

Miramine is a company that used to run the Diamant mining operations in the Old Town. That was founded by Datchery Senior! After the transition to JONACO, the Datchery family seemed to lose everything. In fact, Tourists even found out that they owed an awful lot to a Loan Shark who lived in the New Town water.

Who found a haunted typewriter during Platypus Parade?

Alright, a difficult one for those who didn't visit during this particular festival. Leadbelly was found to be writing some stories about other townsfolk and causing all sorts of problems during the trail H&S Gone Mad. We hope that wasn't the reason Remmington seemingly got trampled by those Jonabots during the closing ceremony!

What happened to Jarnia?

Poor ol' postie. There was a beautiful world and A tourist made Littlefield destroy it by turning their lamppost on/off three times! They were innocent little fawns. They played in the snow! They lived! They loved! They probably laughed.

Which of these is a Legendary Monstermon?

Nerds Unite! Tourists may remember absolutely destroying a certain talking platypus' Shredapus with their Bureausaur - the legendary Monstermon previously owned by Lovehart!

Jonas is always... what?

He doesn't need to eat, that's not how you get a perfect 8-pack. He doesn't need to knit, he's not your grandma! So of course, Jonas is always watching