Two Years of the JONACO Tourism Outreach Programme

2nd Aug 2024

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THE TOURIST OUTREACH PROGRAMME CELEBRATES ITS TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY!


It has been two years since the Tourist Outreach Programme was created by our wonderful leader and benefactor, Jonas. Since then, we have welcomed over 70,000 guests to our glorious town, with more still visiting to this day!

It has been incredible introducing folks from over the ridge to our way of life, and finally getting to show off the beauty of not just our gorgeous New Town, but our rebuilt Old Town as well. Tourists have been very respectful about our Platypus population, and many have been so keen to roll up their sleeves and assist the townsfolk. Usually a tourist just comes to a place to enjoy it and relax, but these guys have been phenomenal!

WHAT TEAM IS WINNING THE CABIN GAMES NOW?

Aug 24 Cabin Games Update


In our last edition of The Phantom Tribune, Team Terrence were in the lead in terms of wins in the Cabin Games.

Well, it turns out that Klacky Kabin has now taken that lead, soaring ahead of the other two teams. Suspicions have very much been fuelled as to whether Klacky has been attempting to skew the results a little bit, though some of the townsfolk are adamant that the visiting tourists that represent the team have just been trying extremely hard.

We have attempted to communicate with Klacky for comment, but he remains extremely elusive and avoids answering any questions. We will continue to try and get some answers before the games end!

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